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stories about jesusif you fuck a dead fish. guess what your dick is gonna smell like. ------------------------ I used to be addicted to the 700 club prayer line. I got drunk every day at about noon... I'd watch that old guy heal everyone.stories about jesus
"There's an ulcer, and now it's melting away, your pain in your shoulder is zapped, you haven't seen out of your left eye for a year, and now it's your turn!" Then the phone number would come up and they'd tell you to call if you needed compassion and prayer.
I made up all sorts of shit. I had colon cancer, schizophrenia, a coke addicted mom, a bulimic brother, a dying uncle, AIDS...
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Devious Info
- Current Residence: the cops put transient as my address.
- Interests: watching MASH marathons in my bathrobe
- Favourite movie: wet asian sluts 3
- Favourite band or musician: ccr, tubeway, bowie, blondie, devo.... like you fuckin care, why am i listing this...
- Favourite genre of music: rock and fucking roll
- Favourite artist: i dont know, i'm hungry
- Favourite poet or writer: the guy that wrote all the pamphlets at the dentist... i like those t.v. shows about teeth too
- Favourite gaming platform: i don't know what that is
- Personal Quote: spare some change for a WWII veteran?
- Tools of the Trade: whatever i steal from hobby lobby and stuff i find on the ground and my fingers
- Website: http://hell no!
- Email: isellsmacktokids@hotmail.com
- AIM: nope
- MSN: nope
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I am the zen master and therefore i am enlightened.
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Three tips for successful living: Quit bitching, lighten up, and get a job.
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I am the wind to fill your sail.
I am the cross to take your nail:
A singer of these ageless times -
With kitchen prose and gutter rhymes.
Ian Anderson
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